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Just thought it would be fun to post a few Chuck Norris Jokes after listening to a few of them on the underground.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
there is no evolution just a list of animals that chuck norris allows to exist - very popular in kansas that one
chuck norris has counted to infinity... twice
chuck norris is the reason that the leafs suck
no wait, that's brian burke
On the old Sens Underground I posted a set of about 300 Chuck jokes that I replaced "chuck Norris" with "Daniel Alfredsson"was good lols
Chuck Leclaire eats pucks for breakfast
Chuck Norris is the only man who can lift Thor`s hammer!
Just found this one...
The awesome power of his slapshot would rip through the goalie, the net, the boards, then all the people in the stands, circling the earth until he finally stopped it with a solid roundhouse kick.