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Just thought it would be fun to post a few Chuck Norris Jokes after listening to a few of them on the underground.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

October 28, 2009 at 6:53 PM | Registered CommenterHomer Simpson

there is no evolution just a list of animals that chuck norris allows to exist - very popular in kansas that one

chuck norris has counted to infinity... twice

October 28, 2009 at 8:00 PM | Registered CommenterThe Apostle

chuck norris is the reason that the leafs suck

no wait, that's brian burke

October 28, 2009 at 8:01 PM | Registered CommenterThe Apostle

On the old Sens Underground I posted a set of about 300 Chuck jokes that I replaced "chuck Norris" with "Daniel Alfredsson"
was good lols

October 28, 2009 at 9:31 PM | Registered CommenterDroc

Chuck Leclaire eats pucks for breakfast

November 4, 2009 at 8:14 PM | Registered CommenterLegatron

Chuck Norris is the only man who can lift Thor`s hammer!

November 4, 2009 at 10:20 PM | Registered CommenterHwydog

Just found this one...

The awesome power of his slapshot would rip through the goalie, the net, the boards, then all the people in the stands, circling the earth until he finally stopped it with a solid roundhouse kick.

November 4, 2009 at 10:44 PM | Registered CommenterHomer