I guess my e-mail didn't really work on the show but I still think it's worth sharing. Here is the crux of it.
I sent an earlier e-mail in the summer possibly giving us a substitution to "Axxxhole". I live in Spain and speak Spanish. (It does help, Stoolie) You will be pleased to know the exact translation for Asshole is gilipollas (pronounced hilipoyas). This summer I was wearing the soon to be given away (nobody knows him here) Heatley tee shirt and one of my Spanish buddies saw the name on the back and came up with this beauty. A bit of background, last names in Spain are composite like in Quebec, you get your father's and then your mother's last name, so everyone has two last names. Ok my buddy says "Hey you're missing the second part of the name. Poyas, Heatleypolas!" So there ya go! We got a name for him, Heatley Poyas and a great new word for Stooli! Brian Burke is a Heatley Poyas!
Sorry this is taking so long. I trust your editing decisions 100%
Here is a link to the translation with a little audio help so you can say it for your Mexican friends.

http://es.bab.la/diccionario/espanol-ingles/gilipollas.html

This link doesn't have the translation but it sounds better.

http://www.spanishdict.com/translate/gilipollas

Dan