I live one street over from Notre Dame where Spezza was getting married (i didn't feel like crashing and as I wasn't invited I didn't go), as per usual we could hear the church bells.

I mentioned in passing that somebody was getting married and my gf's daughter, who is 5, asked who? It's one of the Sens players I said, can you guess which one?

She thought long and hard (please note that she isn't from Ottawa and judges whether she likes sports teams based on their mascot) before answering Ralphie? (who is a family friend).

From here on in I won't be able to watch or read about Spezza without inwardly referring to him as Ralphie.

P.S although she is only five she already knows that shouting Leafs Suck is likely to meet with approval.