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By the power of Alfie vested in me as one of the disciples of his church, I hereby declare this Alfie's thread. Brothers and sisters, let us pray:
Our Father who art in Ottawa;Alfie be Thy Name;Thy Cup will come;Thy will be done in the regular season as it is in the playoffs;Give us this day and stay one more year;And forgive Spezza's stray passes as we forgive Leafs who trespass in our building;And lead us not into the lottery;But deliver us to Lord Stanley;For Thine is a Cup run, the 'Hammer,' and the Glory, forever and ever.
(credit: Steve McCarthy, Northern Ireland, apologies on the spelling of your name)