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Ian Mendes (aka Farji): Kyle Turris won't be suspended for his hit. Will be in lineup today vs NYI.
Is anyone surprised? I mean, it was a clear elbow to the head by Turris, BUT it was 'unintentional' and he 'has no prior history,' and 'he's just not that kind of player,' and did I forget to mention Brenda can read thoughts by looking at a TV screen at an event that happened several days ago?
Let's be fair. If this was a fair and normal world, Wolski would have been suspended 20 games, Gaustad would have been thrown out of the league and Turris would have gotten 10-15. Oh, and guys like Kaleta, Ott, Downie, etc. would not be in this league injurying skilled players.
Turris should have gotten at least a game. I guess the fact that the Boston player was not injured was factored in.
or, maybe brenda figured he owed us one. just sayin'.