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@michealw31: "NHLPA asks for cookie. NHL gives PA cookie. NHLPA asks for milk ..."
Puddleduck
Candidate for tweet of the year from @ian_mendes:
Some NHL owners are labeled as hawks; others as doves. Apparently, Jeremy Jacobs is being cast as a pigeon because he craps on new ideas.
Kardinal
BSens coach Luke Richardson, as quoted by @PSBSens:
'I don’t hear about the lockout much here like I would in Ottawa but until the NHL comes back there is no interest right now. It’s football season and other things are going on. The NHL has to be careful of letting things slide too far.”
Kardinal
@Steve_Lloyd
I'm guessing there are more people up watching from within 10 blocks of my house than actually in attendance in Ufa.
@tsnjamesduthie
Reminder: Twitter is a live news feed. First rule of Fight Club: If you haven't watched the CAN game yet and plan to, stay off Twitter.
Kardinal
Eric Macramalla @EricOnSportsLaw
My fat gut says season RT "@grinder36: @EricOnSportsLaw gut feeling right now, do we have a season?"
I'm still pulling for Armageddon to happen to this stupid hapless league with an a**hole like Bettman in charge but the lawyer says they could still have a season. It's totally sickening whenever Bettman says "we have the greatest fans in the world and we expect them to be back" or words to that effect.
I'm not buying Center Ice this year no matter what these jackasses do that's for sure.
tjlincoln
Unless Center Ice is damn near free that is. I'm already backing down from my stated position. What can I say I'm a stupid fan.
tjlincoln
Josh Rimer @JoshRimerHockey
If and when a new CBA is signed, word on the street is the NHL will make Centre Ice free for the season.
Retweeted by Steve Goldstein
this is why I had to go back on not getting Center Ice, I saw this may happen.....
tjlincoln
@ian_mendes ... great quote:
"It's fitting that the CBA talks will resume on New Year's Eve in Manhattan because nobody drops the ball like the NHL."
Puddleduck
Off topic from hockey, because everyone can use a diversion from the stupidity of the NHL right now (@Cmdr_Hadfield is Canadian astronaut Chris Hatfield who just started several months on the International Space Station). All accounts are the real person:
@WilliamShatner: @Cmdr_Hadfield Are you tweeting from space? MBB
@Cmdr_Hadfield: @WilliamShatner Yes, Standard Orbit, Captain. And we're detecting signs of life on the surface.
@GeorgeTakei: @Cmdr_Hadfield I'm fine with beaming down with the away team, as long as I don't have to wear the red shirt.
Kardinal
A little city-wide Twitter war going on this morning in Texas:
@DallasCowboys: "Similarly in the category of nobody-cares…the NHL is back!"
@DallasStars: "At least our #9 got the job done....." RT:" @DallasCowboys Similarly in the category of nobody-cares…the NHL is back!" pic.twitter.com/06y0e6iG
@dallascowboys: "@DallasStars our sincere apologies for the inappropriate tweet posted accidentally. Good luck this season.”
@DallasStars: "Apology accepted“ @dallascowboys: "@DallasStars our sincere apologies for the inappropriate tweet posted accidentally. Good luck this season.”
Kardinal
Josh Rimer @JoshRimerHockey
If and when a new CBA is signed, word on the street is the NHL will make Centre Ice free for the season.
Retweeted by Steve Goldsteinthis is why I had to go back on not getting Center Ice, I saw this may happen.....
I wouldn't count too much on that. It's my understanding the NHL doesn't directly deliver the feed to your house, but uses the cable companies for that. Even if the NHL decided to provide all feeds for free, the d-bag cable companies will find a way to charge you money for it and cash it as pure profit.
#alfieplaytillcup labru
These are for Russell, I figured he missed his old buddy from HNIC
Alan Strachan @winsford99
“@joecam_17: @winsford99 u don't mention the shambles burke inherited from the previous gm very nice opinion al” Irrelevant. He got Reimer.
2m Alan Strachan @winsford99
“@houzounian: @winsford99 Canucks were a mess with the Sedins. He got one because of the poor finish. He gave up McCabe for the other. wow!
3m Alan Strachan @winsford99
“@mdbbrooklin: @winsford99 Can u honestly say what the leafs organization has now is worse than when he started” the numbers do.
6h Alan Strachan @winsford99
For the second time in his career, Nonis is frantically trying to make a decent hockey team out of the shambles he inherited from Burke.
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tjlincoln
Alan Strachan @winsford99
“@peisnowman: @winsford99 f*ck I hate you Al Strachan” if you hate someone because of sports opinions, seek professional help.
Russell was that you who sent this message to Al?
tjlincoln
Hate is such an ugly word, TJ.
I simply dislike the crap-covered douchebag.
Raging Russell
Shawn Simpson @SSimpsonHockey
Who dressed the CBC crew? "Clash of the Titans" #FashionPolice
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Jason York @jasonyork33
@m_jackson1980 I watched Karlsson all this week at practice. For those who think there will be a dip - he's actually better this year
Jason York @jasonyork33
The only way Karlsson has a down year is if there's an injury , otherwise he will be right there for the Norris again . He's 4 real ....
Sens-Dawg-Days-of-Summer
RT @mbrassard: Alex Kovalev ne parlera apparemment pas aux médias ce matin à Ottawa. Dommage, j'avais une bière pour lui dans mon sac de ...
Sens-Dawg-Days-of-Summer
Okay, my french is a bit rusty. He doesn't have a beer for him, where..?
#alfieplaytillcup labru
@dabrams2021 I can't overstate how well-liked Semin is in the room. A pleasure to be around.
1m Sens Call-ups @SensCallUps
@MikeSundheim @dabrams2021 that's what she said! -Pan
Top this one.......
tjlincoln
Thanks TJ :)
Pesky Pan
Eugene Melnyk @EugeneMelnyk1
"NHL loses its best and most exciting player because of 1) missed call by ref and 2) guy who should have been kicked out of league 3 yrs ago"
that could be costly.
Raging Russell
Eric Francis @EricFrancis
For those just waking up, a meteor the size of Dustin Byfuglien has rocked Russia: VIDEO http://bit.ly/XDbiWg
Raging Russell
I thought the meteor was Alfie's wrath caused by the Karlsson injury...
dadexter
Aaron Vedder @avedd1990
@sensunderground can't wait to hear Bob call say "dzuirzynski"
Raging Russell
We just canceled all games through Nov. 1, in case you're wondering why your timeline suddenly has 900 "Leafs undefeated in October!" jokes. -- The NHL Rulebook (@nhlrulebook)'