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Entries in Heatley (1)

Friday
04Sep2009

SNEAKER Heatley Back in a Sens Uni!

Recently Easton Hockey did a catalog photo shoot and Players testing the new gear with: Getzlaf, Man Child Heatley, Chara, Gaborik, Roy, Burns, Parise, Cammalleri, etc

GUESS WHO SHOWED UP AND WAS FORCED TO PUT ON THE GLORIOUS RED GLADIATOR!  DANY FREAKING BABY LALA HEATLEY!  Muahahahaahahahahahahahahah!

A few things to note ...

  1. Dany's sweater seems to have a reduced role?  Where is the A?
  2. Do you think he burned the gear when he was done being all pretty
  3. How much razing did the other players give him when putting it on?  LOL!

Reading over the Tweets ... Here is the Baby Lala specific updates ...

"Heatley's chomping down on a breakfast burrito before his catalog shot"

--> Really I couldn't tell from the Wellwood sized BELLY he got hidding out like a fugative!  An elite athlete our Dany boy is.


"Heatley's jumping out on the ice between photo shoots today, can't keep the guy off the ice right now"

--> One can only assume that another millionaire dropped some $1,000's, cause Heater only skates for $$$$.  Still love the missing letter! ... Lead the way Danny!  I wonder if your sweater will ask you for a trade for its reduced role?


At the Easton Pro Camp, Chara, Parise and Heatley just showed up, got them in our locker room putting on the new gear

--> I would have a farmers a tan too if I was fat and lazy!  Read Ray Ferraro's perspective on you're out off shape arse Danny.

"He had a terrible year last year because he wasn’t in shape. He signed a 50 million dollar contract in the summer and he kind of went on the “Summer of Dany” I called it. He had a lot of fun and he was going to ballgames and he was a half a step out of shape when he got to camp and so he had a terrible year."