The Sens Underground today released a statement announcing the signing of Stooli to a 1 year contract that will see him insulting various segments of their demographic though the 2010-11 season. Terms of the contract were not immediately released but it's believe he will receive a 1 year's supply of cottage cheese and red bull, an open-ended prescription for Ritalin, 2 for 1 coupons for Planet Ink, dinner with Jason Spezza and a full line of Snes merchandise.
Stooli, wingman for Russell and Shredder-er, was not available for comment but Russell was quoted as saying, "Great. Just freakin' great! Another year of apologizing for his dumb ass!" Shedder's only comment was, "Whatever!"
Stooli joined the SU in season 2 and has since insulted or alienated a huge segment of their listening audience, including but not limited to, Muslims, the Irish, the gay community, Nazis, gingers, donkeys, ostriches, Leaf fans (which is ok), giggling drop-passing centers, GM's, marketing dept heads, customers of Lulu Lemon, members of his gym, some ticket-selling guy in New York, some t-shirt selling guy at the NHL store, the women in Russell's family, his wife on their wedding night, his ex-wife on their wedding night, Systine, wives of certain British ex-pats, border guards, airport security and probably the Amish.